Taste Cave

Glasgow slang for mouth.

Get this cake in yer taste cave!

by Ignotis November 12, 2013

Tastes like Pinterest

Anything that taste good since the dawn of Pinterest. We live in an internet based world, making it easy for sharing recipes. Colors and textures may vary.Sometimes meals, dishes, baked goods ect. just tastes like Pinterest.

The delicious mystery dish at a potluck. Not knowing what you're eating, trying to pin the flavor. Whatever it is, its whimsical and you could probably find a recipe on Pinterest. Somethings you eat just tastes like Pinterest

by Mongo31 November 24, 2013

Taste like Linton

Very low quality, or poorly cooked food.

Guy1: I had da worst crab cake yesterdee, dern if dat weren't a good eat. Taste like Linton.
Guy2: Waiiiiit. I bet dat weren't mealy.

by cheaseypeake February 17, 2014

taste numb

The inability or reduced ability to distinguish between two flavours.

Dysfunctional taste buds.

Arup: This is minty. There's only one kind of minty flavor.

Me: No there's Sweet minty, there's strong minty, there's mild minty, etc.

Arup: I think I'm taste numb.

by danested1 June 30, 2014

taste up

to upgrade your current situation for something of finer taste.

Marcus has only been with ratchet hoes. He needs to taste up game.

by tibo941 July 6, 2015

Tented

v. fucked in a tent

When we went camping, my boyfiend and I tented midday in the rain.

by Myhip73 August 11, 2015

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016