Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

Low tech lowger

When someone is not caught up with technology.

Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.

Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!

by Byefilicia November 6, 2022

Manor new tech

Dumb ass school with all these fake ass people

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!

by Newtechculture June 15, 2018

tech

peeple that wach you in a mentel hospitol

"tech when is lonch"

by retardedpersan0400 October 8, 2019

linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there

Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”

by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019

Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise

That tech girl has a bigger cock than me

by Smelly stinker hater May 31, 2018

Tech Bros

Cancer

Tech Bros are cancer

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024