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The Used BMW Conspiracy 

A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.
“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy”

“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”
“Wow do you see the UN back there? I bet they’re gonna be virgins forever.”
The UN by S#it May 2, 2020

The Ultimate Porker 

When you bang Billy's wife
"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

The Uprising of Bosnia 

On December 21st, the Bosnian Artillery will conquer the world. I have called this decision because my army will rid our planet of all furries. After the furry Holocaust, my army will retreat and I will not declare war with any country.
"Did you hear about The Uprising of Bosnia?" "Yeah! I'm fucking excited!"

The upside down claw

When a man dresses up like a crab and performs the sexual act called 69
"Yo bro at the party yesterday I did the upside down claw it was crazy bro

The ultimate choice 

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.
Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.
The ultimate choice by facesit February 5, 2021