Spiderman

The act of ejaculating into your hand, then positioning your fingers with your thumb, index, and pinky pointed out; and your middle and ring finger curled under (as spiderman does when he shoots his web), then flinging it in the face of your partner.

I totally gave this chick the spiderman last night.

by phurba169 March 22, 2009

Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.

Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?

by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011

Spider

Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind

I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.

by BratBastard October 17, 2011

Despacito Spider

Is a sexy roblox spider that says "Despacito"

Roblox Despacito Spider is sexy

by Russianvodkaslav May 19, 2019

Spiderman

Spiderman is person who has spider at home.

P1: You have spider at home?
P2: Yep, I'm Spiderman.

by Spiderman veliki April 2, 2010

spider farmer

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.

He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.

by finnadat May 24, 2004

spider rape

8 males defiling a single female

Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club

by sergento May 15, 2007