Dyson Special

Slang for shitting oneself

Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity

by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Papa Ray Special

An extremely bad haircut similar to the bowl cut worn by Moe from the Three Stooges. It's done by somebody who is awful at cutting hair, thus in its attempt to be perfectly round all the way around, the Papa Ray Special is uneven and choppy.

If you don't behave, I'm going to get out the scissors and give you a Papa Ray Special!!

by Pseudonymmmmumm November 29, 2010

Fresh Fish Special

Haircut given to new prisoners.

Plenty fur hits the floor when Rod Blagojevich gets the fresh fish special.

by freewill December 16, 2011

Toilet bowl special

When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet

She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!

by Dyldylbaby September 6, 2013

Passenger Seat Special

When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.

Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.

by bigcockmonster69 August 19, 2015

Easter egg special

Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her

Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special

by JeromeHepintide July 25, 2016