New Jersey slip-n-slide

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.

"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."

by Thomas Haislip November 12, 2008

hooded soldier

A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.

She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.

by Hooded Solider November 2, 2015

roman soldier helmet

the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.

The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.

by bannan December 20, 2003

Hooded Soldier

Someone who contains extra foreskin on the hood of their penis.

Little Johnny Foreskin is a hooded soldier.
My teacher is a hooded soldier.
I think my dad is a hooded soldier.
Dude John Goodman is obviously a hooded soldier.

by ohyeah76 October 5, 2009

Slide

a girl that you can just get up in and leave.basically,a ho

boy1:im bout 2 get on that
boy2;nah boss thats my slide

by luvrrgrl7 May 18, 2009

slidewalk

A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.

After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.

by Hackermom July 20, 2008

roman soldier helmut

when a man rests the shaft of a penis down a girls nose while rest the balls across her forehead giving the illusion of a helmut.

I gave her some arabian googles then i let my shaft down and gave her the roman soldier helmut!

by k November 10, 2004