Snake Eater

Most badass motherfuckers in the military.

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.

by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016

garden snake

A common but incorrect variation of "garter snake." Other variations are "gardner" and "gardener."

Calling them garden snakes would make more sense if they were found only in gardens.

by Erin Catherine August 18, 2008

Mississippi Mud Snake

A long, curled up turd.

Man, I let my dog out to take a dump and he left a huge Mississippi Mud Snake on the back porch.

by Billymudhoney July 24, 2010

El Paso Snake Bite

While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!

My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!

by C,C & M July 28, 2008

Black Snake

Some one whom does not or refuse's to shower for extened peirod's of time

Steveo is a black snake he has'nt showered in days,he is getting a little bit on the nose........!

by malcom douglas May 29, 2010

mexican snake bite

it's a jaw breaking maneuver in which the victim's mouth is opened and placed in a "biting" postion on a street curb then the assailant gives a hard stomp to the back of the victim's head. causing the victim to suffer broken teeth, jaw or somecase's even death.

Paco-"did you hear the Juarez boys gave Joey a mexican snake bite."
Dave-"why'd they do that?"
Paco-"cuz Joey was talking too much with La Eme."

by juarez cartel March 10, 2004

Meat Snake

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012