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Crazy Snatch Face 

Some one who works with others that through their own inadequacies tries to blame others for their own problems. Then this Person talks about everyone behind their back because they don't have the gall to confront anyone to their face. If they forget something it MUST be that someone else that's to blame. Also anything they manage to do right is out of luck. Just because they are "Unique", does not mean they are useful. These kind of people are usually without any feelings toward others and are rude beyond all belief. They should all be beaten with shovels then buried with them.
Bonita is a receptionist at Fortune Bay and she is a Crazy Snatch Face to everyone. I don't know why they keep her.

Slimy Snatch 

A feminine version of the wet willy, where the assaulting female wets her finger with vaginal fluid and inserts it into the ear of the victim.
I gave my girl a wet willy, so she one upped me and retorted with a slimy snatch.
Slimy Snatch by Spidey89 March 18, 2011

Stache Snatch 

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.
Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.
Stache Snatch by justWink June 10, 2011

cabbage patch snatch 

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.
"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

Bander snatch 

What you call a woman's scary vagina. For a female to have extreme bush. Late 70s-80s porn magazine.
Dude 1: "Dude, I heard that guy saw her bander snatch."
Dude 2: "That musta been freaking scary."
Bander snatch by Panda dog August 29, 2011

Ker-snatch

An exclamation that refers to the instantaneous burglary of an item, usually transferring ownership (Usually done with brute force while the victim is not aware)
Tim wouldn't unlock the car til he was done, so I came up from behind and ker-snatched the keys and ran to the car and locked him out
Ker-snatch by Cicatriz December 29, 2004