by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009
Get the fun size snicker bar dick mug.by JenJen November 11, 2003
Get the dick-size war mug.Related Words
smize
• Smize Man
• Smized
• Smizeltov
• Smizer
• super smize
• joe smizer
• smile
• size queen
• smile empty soul
n: the underside of the glans penis, or dickhead, under the urethra, or pee-hole, where the dickhead splits resembling a dog smiling
Damn baby why ain't you kissin' my dog smile while you suck' on my dickhead, bitch.
OR
Frankie "Dog-Smile" Tutone got his nickname when his botched circumcision gave his dog smile teeth.
OR
Little Girl Blue walks up to Man, who is walking his dog, and says, "Gee Mister, your dog sure is smiling!" The Man responds by pulling his dickhead out of his pants and flipping it over, saying, "Damn right it is!" The Man was Ryan Minges.
OR
Frankie "Dog-Smile" Tutone got his nickname when his botched circumcision gave his dog smile teeth.
OR
Little Girl Blue walks up to Man, who is walking his dog, and says, "Gee Mister, your dog sure is smiling!" The Man responds by pulling his dickhead out of his pants and flipping it over, saying, "Damn right it is!" The Man was Ryan Minges.
by PMintheAM November 13, 2007
Get the dog smile mug.by Karma_Fate<3 February 5, 2017
Get the Smile mug.i tried to smike that girl by thwaping her in the face with my errection, but i guess i wasn't hard enough...
by Shitona December 30, 2008
Get the smike mug.The size of a girl's lady parts, the letter coded sizes have different meanings:
A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp
A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp
Girl 1: Hey Tracy, I've always been wondering, what's your bra size?
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..
by Jemina110 June 18, 2013
Get the bra size mug.John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
by fthmdg April 25, 2006
Get the Shoe Size mug.