Dick Shitter

One who excretes fecal matter through their dick/dong/tallywacker/johnson/penis.

Why do you have to be such a dick shitter! I don't want all of your shit on my carpet!

by TKrumb September 29, 2006

Shatneresque

adj.; Bearing a strong resemblance (in attitude, if not physical appearance) to actor William Shatner.

1) My boss is an asshole of truly Shatneresque proportions.

by happy_spinster November 4, 2004

Shitter than Lava

A situation where something truly bad happens, and the only way to articulate this - is to liken it to falling in the lava, when playing Mario Kart.

Mate, I heard about some dude crashing into your car. That's shitter than lava.

by Kevlagu June 8, 2010

unknown shitter

Someone who uses toilet paper to cover the gaps in toilet stalls so people cannot look in and see them taking a dump. These people have tiny little penises.

Some unknown shitter used up all the TP and hung it on the stall.

by F R July 13, 2005

money shitter

someone who earns a lot of money, and can affort everything.

Dude, your dad is a money shitter!!

by hellogoodbyeokay?? October 14, 2006

Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Street shitter

A bad dog with no manners who shit's in the street or someone who really shit the bed as a parent

Me: woke up one day to find that I shit the bed not only as a parent I'm a street shitter

by Street shitter August 4, 2019