Simon

Simon is a real fuckboy

Woah that simon will fuck with a lot of girls life's

by Jollywhyhelp March 14, 2015

Dirty Salmon

A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.

while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!

by FPIA May 20, 2010

r/SaimanSays

r/saimansays is referred as the worst fucking subreddit in the entire fucking reddit, you have normies from Instagram trying to farm karma by reposting stupid shit, and there are virgin teens who want to make it look like they are better than other people because they watch a PewDiePie wannabe shit in the name of "ironically bola tha".

Person: hey! What are you doing?
Retard: nothing, just scrolling r/saimansays.
Person: you should suicide.

by When_The March 5, 2022

Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.

Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!

by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021

Simon Groom

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

salmon flap

The loose lips of a well used vagina that have a unpleasant smell and or discoloration.

Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Baconape December 25, 2007

Salmon Mist

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

by j gilbert August 5, 2008