nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

seat protector

A large rounded piece of tissue paper that is designed to be placed over a toilet seat to protect the shitter from "germs" that may be residing there. The rounded section lies on top of the toilet seat (thus creating the essential Buttock-porcelain Barrier) while a cutout center flap hangs down into the toilet causing the entire paper to be sucked into the toilet when it is flushed. Seat protectors are typically contained in a dispenser on the wall of a public bathroom stall in such venues as airports and offices.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else's bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.P.'s thin, porous surface. I doubt germs are foiled either.

Toilet User: Damn these seat protectors! I can't get one out of the dispenser without ripping it!

Toilet User: Ugh! Who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?

by creaternity May 23, 2006

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 29, 2005

Sweater weather

Bisexual anthem

*Sweater weather intensifies*
Rob: yea so I'm bisexual

by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ February 12, 2020

sweatable

Something which causes one to become sweaty

Those flannel sheets are quite sweatable

by lustin' buttz April 29, 2008

Seat sniffer

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.

I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.

by Rubymonster April 21, 2017

Sweaty Bangs

Sweaty Bangs happen when you dance too much or if its just hot in a room. The once full and beautiful bangs become wet, flat, and pressed against your forehead.

I've been dancing for like 5 hours, Roxy's been standing there for 10 minutes and we both have sweaty bangs.

by iZiK Redriguez May 14, 2011