Simrats are gorgeous and funny girls. They are very calm and sarcastic and everybody likes them. Simrats are helpful and sometimes rebellious. Don't piss Simrat off because she will want revenge on you. Simrat is a tomboy for sure, but she cleans up real nice. Simrat is very smart and has a sense of humor. She isn't big on the whole love thing and as a result guys get pushed away. Simrat is kind hearted and sensitive. Simrats know what they want in life and will strive to accomplish it. Simrat has a great personality and is respected by many. Simrats are trustworthy and have soft spots despite her tough outer shell.
Jaycee: Dude, Jason broke up with Kaity.
Simrat: Is she okay?
Jaycee: She's crying in the bathroom.
Simrat: Where's Jason? I'm gonna punch his lights out...
Simrat: Is she okay?
Jaycee: She's crying in the bathroom.
Simrat: Where's Jason? I'm gonna punch his lights out...
by PaleoGirl August 9, 2010
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Simp: so what if she has 120 bodies she is a confident woman that you could never pull.
Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao
Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao
by Chad Chett January 11, 2022
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An American singer-songwriter duo consisting of Paul Simon and a guy with a bushy mustache. They are well known for their close vocal harmonies and refined mustache related traits, such as having a mustache. They became pioneers of Mustache pop, and paved the way for other artists like Crosby, Stills and Mustached Nash, Belle and Mustached Sebastian and The Jesus and Merry Mustache Chaingang.
They were among the most popular mustached recording artists of the 1960s; among their biggest hits were Bridge Over Stubbled Water, A Hazy Glade of Whiskers and Here's To Your Big Ol' Mustache Mrs. Robinson.
They were among the most popular mustached recording artists of the 1960s; among their biggest hits were Bridge Over Stubbled Water, A Hazy Glade of Whiskers and Here's To Your Big Ol' Mustache Mrs. Robinson.
The Mustached Boxer, by Simon and Mustachefunkel
I am just a mustache
Though my mustache is seldom told
I have squandered my whiskers
For a pocket full of stubble such are promises
All lies and mustaches
Still a man beards what he wants to beard
And disregards the chest hair
When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy with a mustache
In the company of mustached strangers
In the quiet of the mustached railway station running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the mustached people go
Looking for the places only they would grow mustaches
Lie la lie (Mustache!)...
Asking only workman's mustaches
I come looking for a shave
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the bearded whores on Seventh Avenue
I grow some hair, there were times when I was so lonesome and mustacheless
I took some comfort in my hair
Lie la lie (Mustache!)...
Then I'm laying out my mustache clothes
And wishing I was mustached
Going home
Where the mustached New York City winters aren't bleeding me
Bleeding me, going home
In the clearing stands a boxer with a mustache
And a mustached fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders with a mustache
Of ev'ry mustached glove that layed him down
Or cut him till, with a mustache, he cried out
In his mustached anger and his mustached shame
"I am mustached, I am mustached"
But the mustache still remains
I am just a mustache
Though my mustache is seldom told
I have squandered my whiskers
For a pocket full of stubble such are promises
All lies and mustaches
Still a man beards what he wants to beard
And disregards the chest hair
When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy with a mustache
In the company of mustached strangers
In the quiet of the mustached railway station running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the mustached people go
Looking for the places only they would grow mustaches
Lie la lie (Mustache!)...
Asking only workman's mustaches
I come looking for a shave
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the bearded whores on Seventh Avenue
I grow some hair, there were times when I was so lonesome and mustacheless
I took some comfort in my hair
Lie la lie (Mustache!)...
Then I'm laying out my mustache clothes
And wishing I was mustached
Going home
Where the mustached New York City winters aren't bleeding me
Bleeding me, going home
In the clearing stands a boxer with a mustache
And a mustached fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders with a mustache
Of ev'ry mustached glove that layed him down
Or cut him till, with a mustache, he cried out
In his mustached anger and his mustached shame
"I am mustached, I am mustached"
But the mustache still remains
by Niccolò Mustache-iavelli January 27, 2010
Get the Simon and Mustachefunkel mug.(N.) The most beautiful creature that ever existed. He is god sent to earth in human form. It is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. His ginger is like the sun. He sheds carrots.
by PTK August 20, 2012
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A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
by Maledic July 31, 2018
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Get the simoleon mug.Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:
First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
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