shotty

1. A bong's carb. The hole that you cover with your thumb and release when yo' want to suck down the chamber full of chronic smoke.
2. A shotgun.
3. The front passenger seat of an automobile.

1. "When you see the ash pull through the cone piece, release yo' thumb from the shotty and take a man sized hit."
2. "...So I pulled out mah 12 gauge shotty."
3. "Shotgun! Hey man, fuck off. I called shotty fist."

by Diego September 4, 2003

shitty

nicest thing to call someone in an affectionate way, if you love them...then they are shitty!

Shitty is beautiful, her brains are sexy, and I love the shit out of her.

by bodine February 3, 2004

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

shutter

when you are so mad you start putting words together

bitch better shutter damn mouth

by mexicanbean_uracist May 7, 2018

Shitty Show

When a group of friends go out to drink alcoholic beverages, usually on a college campus, (i.e. Drexel University) and the evening is remembered through alcohol intake, hook-ups, and social highlights at breakfast/lunch the next morning, you have most likely been a Shitty Show. It can also be presented at one word: ShittyShow, to describe your state during the partying hours. To have the term apply to your particular behavior however you must: Have been loud, obnoxious and otherwise intolerably drunk, Have hooked up with numerous people or one random party-goer repeatedly throughout the night, At some point been running from any two points of interest for no apparent reason, and finally Have a completely spotted memory of the prior events. If that is you, you qualify as a ShittyShow. Congratulations.

"Oh my god Ali, You were such a Shitty Show last night..."
"This weekend we are going to be such a ShittyShow!!"

by BL4L January 14, 2007

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

Shitty Dick

When your having one of the worst days ever. When nothing can make it better. Being as upset as if you had shit on your dick.

Used in place of "that sucks", "Thats fucked" or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.

man1: I'm having a bad day! My car just got repo'd, my dog ran away, and I just got fired!

man2: Shitty Dick dude

by Nor*Cals Most^Wanted August 20, 2010