1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
by Schizophrenic Cannibal Lemon September 3, 2009
Get the Shoe Lacesmug. shoe gazer (SHOO gay zer) n., pl. -ers 1. synonym for emo. 2. gerund: the physical posture an emo assumes while listening to emo music
example 1: Dude 1: Yo dude! What's up with that chick? Why is she staring at the ground like that?
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.
example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.
example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
Get the shoe gazermug. the act of inserting one's foot (not necessarily part of sexual act) into the partner's/a girl's ass and walking around with her like she was footwear.
"bitch, be my shoe!"
"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."
"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."
"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."
"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."
by KA at TFW2005 May 9, 2008
Get the bitch shoemug. "Did you throw any shoes this weekend?"
"Yes, but I never throw shoes without socks
"Yeah i love throwing shoes!"
"Yes, but I never throw shoes without socks
"Yeah i love throwing shoes!"
by Only in your DREAMS December 9, 2007
Get the Throwing shoesmug. 
to use ones shoes as a safe for personal belongings. used usually when visiting a friends house, or staying the night.also used at the pool. when you dont want your stuff to get wet
Me: Hey Malcolm, im gonna put my shoe safe next to your door.
Malcolm: Aight man. no one will touch your stuff while its in your shoes.
Malcolm: Aight man. no one will touch your stuff while its in your shoes.
by James Derrick May 29, 2007
Get the Shoe Safemug. by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
Get the The shoe hornmug.