Cooter Scooter

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

by zmar328 September 27, 2012

Scroteriffic

teriffic wine from the "scrote" or wine bladder that has been freed from its casket.

Mmmmm....That was scroteriffic!

by Ajd17 August 6, 2006

Scrotemy

Extremely close and detailed testicular examination. Performed exclusively by very attentive tea-bag-ees, especially closeted conservatives and red state Repuglican governors with White House fever, known as Scrotophiles or Scrotemeyesers. Includes thorough visual, tactile (primarily using the forehead and nose, though the entire face and head may be involved), and sometimes tastile(though not usually in public - see 'ballicking') examination and adulation.
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny

Sarah Pitbullshitter the moose murdering hockey milf was willing to do whatever scrotemy was necessary for the nomination, and John McMilfhunter was more than willing to teabag her as his consolation for letting the theofascitards put the final nail in his candidacy coffin.

by Proud2bHumble October 21, 2008

Scroterbating

To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:

1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).

5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).

Man my boyfriend was scroterbating while I was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!

by Brewha December 29, 2010

Scrotacular

A word meaning great or fantastic but attached to a sexual comment

That night was scrotacular

by Larry the turtle December 8, 2009

scooter steve

a young boy who rides a two wheeled device named a scooter and is mocked by his peers, and also one lonely night pushed his grandfather down the steep stairs and laughed

Matthew stevenson scooter steve braaaaaap

by TCS JW ! October 17, 2010

Scrate blowed

Being scared that you unknowingly Ate something that In time will ruin your stomach to where you have to blow up a toilet which ultimately leaves you feeling OWed.

Yo those tacos are gunna have me ”scrate blowed”

by MikeEasy July 22, 2018