Scrotemy 

Extremely close and detailed testicular examination. Performed exclusively by very attentive tea-bag-ees, especially closeted conservatives and red state Repuglican governors with White House fever, known as Scrotophiles or Scrotemeyesers. Includes thorough visual, tactile (primarily using the forehead and nose, though the entire face and head may be involved), and sometimes tastile(though not usually in public - see 'ballicking') examination and adulation.
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny

Sarah Pitbullshitter the moose murdering hockey milf was willing to do whatever scrotemy was necessary for the nomination, and John McMilfhunter was more than willing to teabag her as his consolation for letting the theofascitards put the final nail in his candidacy coffin.

Scrotemy by Proud2bHumble October 21, 2008

old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

Scrotey 

Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.

"Settle down, Scrotey!"

Scrotey by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scrotey oats 

breakfast cereal of real men.

guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"

scrotey oats by Magus January 6, 2005

scrotem pole 

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.

your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!

scrotem pole by Benerd December 28, 2005

Scrotem

A good play.

"This play sucks scrotem"

Scrotem by Dayton the God February 27, 2014