Extremely close and detailed testicular examination. Performed exclusively by very attentive tea-bag-ees, especially closeted conservatives and red state Repuglican governors with White House fever, known as Scrotophiles or Scrotemeyesers. Includes thorough visual, tactile (primarily using the forehead and nose, though the entire face and head may be involved), and sometimes tastile(though not usually in public - see 'ballicking') examination and adulation.
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny
Sarah Pitbullshitter the moose murdering hockey milf was willing to do whatever scrotemy was necessary for the nomination, and John McMilfhunter was more than willing to teabag her as his consolation for letting the theofascitards put the final nail in his candidacy coffin.
by Proud2bHumble October 21, 2008
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A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013
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by scrotey13 October 11, 2012
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guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"
guy 1: "yeah"
guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"
guy 1: "yeah"
by Magus January 6, 2005
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this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.
by Benerd December 28, 2005
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