A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.
"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."
by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"
by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic
Now that is epic
by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019

by thrasher247 February 5, 2018

"If your car makes less than 400 at the wheels excluding the miata of course is it even a real car?"
by PupilGang June 10, 2018

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out
by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.
"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"
by motherbitchesralphsrinandben April 4, 2015
