Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.

"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."

by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013

New Real

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"

Hey Donald your so New Real

by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018

The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic

Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero

by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019

real pain

how you feel after falling UP the stairs (a mixture of loss of pride and a panic attack)

you haven't felt real pain until you know what falling up the stairs feels like .

by thrasher247 February 5, 2018

real car

Any automobile that makes over 400 Wheel Horsepower

"If your car makes less than 400 at the wheels excluding the miata of course is it even a real car?"

by PupilGang June 10, 2018

for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.

"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"

by motherbitchesralphsrinandben April 4, 2015