goth poser

A person that isnt strange or cool or funny so he/she wears gothic clothing but usually doesnt act gothic just wears the clothing for attention

normal person: hey goth! how many times didja cut today?
goth poser: i dont cut so shut the fuck up!
normal person:riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

by Joe725 June 25, 2006

Posémon

Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)

Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...

Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi

by ChurKirby April 28, 2011

Poser

People that are superficial
Often go tanning, watch shitty reality shows on MTV, Wear Hollister, drive SUV's, and make me sick

Tim buys torn-up jeans from Hollister, watches the Real World, Drives a Chevey Tahoe even though he doesn't need all the space it has, and goes tanning daily. What a Poser1

by Pig Child January 8, 2008

Posers

A guy/girl/person( of any gender inbetween) that tries to be something they aren't and thinks they are really cook while being all poserish. The normal poser is an emo kid poser which is usually called scene. Poser kids are stupid. And Fags. Get a life posers.

"Dude lets go check out that new anime stuff!"
"YEAH and while we're at it lets look at that new Harry Potter movie! I heard it was RAD."
"We are so emo dude.."
"Yeah.."
(man from afar)
"Wow, what posers"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

Poser Mobile

A group of goofy white boyz who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

White guy 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.

by Mark755 December 28, 2005

posers

a person who does things like wear skateboarding shirts but doesnt actually skateboard

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

scene poser

a scene poser is a person, usually girls who see scenesters and decide to be like them. Girls will cut their long hair short(and then take pictures for their myspace with the caption "new hairr!! RIP long hairzz :") and replace their normal clothes with studded belts, van slip-ons and shirts from pac sun and hot topic. scene posers can be spotted because they do bad make up and hair and their friends are stil normal. real scensters only hang out with scenesters, its an unwritten law. Scene posers listen to commonly known "emo" bands such as brand new, death cab for cutie, something corporate, fall out boy or panic! at the disco.

look at that girl's cheezy hightlights! what a scene poser!

by LOLZ DATZ DA SEX May 11, 2006