choke poke

the act of having a female with a stoma give u head, once u are about to jizz u stick ur dick in her stoma and ejaculate. the combination of having both a penis and sperm in her stoma should cause her to choke.

NICKY C:yo dude i was so shit faced last night, i cant believe i hooked up with that girl.
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!

(they side bump)

by P-bone pt3 October 31, 2009

Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

blow a poke

To smoke a cigarette.

Yo let's go blow a poke.

by fetus_envy August 25, 2006

a pig and a poke

its like fucking your buddy

wow did you see that move, that was a pig and a poke!

by smoothjohnson July 28, 2011

poke

to literally fuck a broad to def

aye i poked that hoe from last night

by D From DC July 15, 2003

Poke

Blow (as in blowjob)

This girl just poked me dude, it was awesome

by Lucifer got poked April 27, 2009

poespas

Pronounced Puz-paz

A direct slang translation for a viginal part of a women

Poespas!

Used as an insult or expresion

by Divan July 6, 2006