dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 2, 2017

Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.

My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"

by AyyyYes December 4, 2017

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008

Padonk

An abbreviated form of padonkadonk or badonkadonk. A nice round bubble butt varying in size and curvature. It can also refer to the sound and/or motion of a boucing booty.

Damn, did you see the padonk on her?! Or...
Must be jelly cuz jam don't padonk like that!

by davidrh1 January 17, 2006

Padstar

Padstar is the ultimate compliment you can recieve. Here is someone that knows how to give pure pleasure and delight to those they meet. Hero is often another name given to Padstars.

Padstars are always male.

Further clues are given in the last four letters, namely STAR.

Sexually master of all techniques in the beautiful art of lovemaking, other traits include charming, caring and giving, and charamatic. They are givers of massive proportions and ensure that they deeply touch the lives of who they come in contact with. Purity is another common word associated with Padstar.

Most Padstars are Air signs in the Zodiac. The perfect combination is a Libran airsign.

Quotes:

"So thats what a multiple orgasm is!" By a lady spending night with Padstar

"I was cold and afraid and Padstar gave me his coat to protect me"

"Oh my god, I think im in love with Padstar"

by The Wizard of Words February 3, 2010

shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009