poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout

Eman is such a "poser"

by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017

poseidons stab

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.

When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab

by Anonymous..........312 November 25, 2017

Poser

A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.

Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Poser

Something you could pose as if you run out of other images.

Trent isn't a Robocop anymore, he started posing as a poser since it took less physical and mental effort.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Poser

An intravert seen as an extrovert is posing as an extrovert. Allowing people to see you as or representing yourself as an extrovert when you're not an extrovert is posing rather than being yourself.

There are a lot of characters on tv shows people think of as extroverted people in real life. The same goes for the news and different forms of media, the internet, music. A poser is somebody you think is a certain way naturally based on what you'be seen and heard through a media source.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

poser

1. Someone who pretends, or wants, to be something they are not.
2. A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.
3. Someone who acts like someone they're not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.

Jason was such a poser-biker; sure, he has a bike that's all black, but it doesn't even run and it is in pieces. He would rather spend his money going to Vegas.

by RCawdor June 28, 2018

Poser

Someone who represents something they're not in everyday life.

1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.

2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019