jizz in my pants 

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

jizz in my pants by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008

psy-pants 

Garment generally worn by psychedelic voyagers whilst tripping the hyperreal spaceways of untime. Provide complete protection against all common dangers such journeys frequently involve; house music, bad energy dragging you down, politicians, psychedelic love juice, bad trips, alien death rays, and Jeremy Beadle.

The only force LOUD enough to break down the psy-pants' defensive barrier is techno and even then it must be excessively filthy and sustained continuously for several days to have any noticable effect.

Psy-pants are hard to spot since they employ a holographic emitter which makes them look like moth-eaten old corduroy.

They can be purchased from any reputable druid, UV glow stall, or head shop, and need no batteries since they are powered by cosmic energy.

Billy held the flame to the bowl, igniting the minute quantity of powder he'd carefully weighed up about an hour earlier. It burned rigorously, the pale smoke filling his lungs with its complex chemistry. As he held his breath, the toxin slowly crossing the membrane into his blood stream, one unnerving thought struck home: he'd forgotten his psy-pants. He exhaled, but it was already too late...

psy-pants by serializer April 26, 2007

Dancing Pants 

n. a figurative phrase that means you are ready to begin dancing, or you are mentally prepared to dance.
Could also be a term of encouragement.

Ex. 1.
Ray: Holy shit dude, "Dancing Queen" just came on! Let's put down our drinks, put our dancing pants on and get the fuck onto the floor, its gettin' groovy time.

Sinoris: Yuzzur, let's do it to it.

OR

Monty: Wow dude, Nancy is so fucking gorgeous out there in her flower dress, i wish i could approach her.

Mark: You know what i wish? That you didn't have a vagina...now put your dancing pants on and go mingle with her as soon as the next Barry White song comes on.

Dancing Pants by Plo Daddy Fresh December 22, 2008

Squeeing in my pants 

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.

I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.

Squeeing in my pants by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

the ant's pants 

The ant's pants appears to be an Australian saying that refers to someone or something that is outstanding or exceedingly good.

You guys are the ant's pants, I am honored to have you as my friends.

the ant's pants by Friday Night Saturday Morning November 10, 2015

Nigger In My Pants 

When you poo poo ka ka yo self and dat dun look like black man!

"aww shit donnie, i think theres a nigger in my pants."
"well you better drop that nigger in a toilet before it stinks up the whole room, Phil!"

Nigger In My Pants by CumGuzzlerOwO May 2, 2019

boob pants 

Pants that go way too high. They usually stop about halfway up to one's boobs.

"Did you see that old woman's boob pants?"
"Yeah! She doesn't need a bra if she's gonna be wearing those hideous things!"

boob pants by kimmie-kisses August 13, 2005