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Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 21, 2005
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peanut butter

(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.
Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.
by choey January 18, 2004
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peanut butter

i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend
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peanut butter suprise

spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.
Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).
by Bobby Malone October 30, 2007
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
by Do Rick nasty September 27, 2014
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peanut butter

Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?
by assjugs July 1, 2008
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