Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

Guess Her Muff

The act or thought process in which outside characteristics are taken into account to guess how a woman maintains her lady garden.

Hey buddy, guess her muff!

Blonde haired cheer leader, she's a shaven haven...... or is she?

by HammerTim7 July 5, 2011

mini muff's

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013

big muff

reference to a large patch of pubic hair on a female.

i was goin south on this honey, and ran into the big muff!

by b.mizzle November 10, 2006

sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003

scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006