moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Virgin Mobile

The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!

Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!

by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007

fuck mobile

you fuck a person on a cart thing and u have 2 fuck so hard that the cart moves

god were going 50mph

by reece February 20, 2003

mobisode

A brief episode of a video program designed to be viewed on a
mobile phone.

I watched a mobisode of VH1's Best Week Ever on your new mobile phone. Nice phone you moboso!

by spacesloth May 24, 2005

EP mobile

A crazy mini van usally filled with a bunch of people stuck in a 7 person car. Usually drivin by elephant pig because everyone else is wasted. Also usually blowing stop signs and driving on the wrong side of the road. The EP mobile makes many stops during the night usually at classy fast food establishments such as taco bell to feed the hungry travelers. Getting EP mad can result in injuries to his own mini van such as dropkicking and punching. When EP leaves the mobile it could result in grand theft auto or he could just get locked out. It could be a peaceful night in the mobile or someone could get naked.

Guy's we dont have a ride.
Let's call EP and ask him to take his mini van.
DUDE IT'S THE EP MOBILE RESPECT IT.

by Elephant Pig December 8, 2007

Mobsters

Mind control device introduced into MySpace to induce thousands of normally rational people into sending friend requests to hundreds of total strangers.

Add me to your mob in mobsters!

by Wayne the Brain August 13, 2008

Mobius Penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 10, 2008