red and brown mile 

When you shit your pants at a night club with your friends and then have to walk home because you don't have a car and you know you would get kicked out of a cab or bus. When your shit sticks to your inner thighs after a few miles of walking, the chafing starts to bleed and by the end of the night you're washing blood and shit off your body after your soul has been crushed.

Steve: "Man, what happened to you Saturday night?"
Charlie: "Too much tequila after that burrito and I couldn't reach the toilet."
Steve: "Gross."
Charlie: "Worse. Dave wouldn't drive me home so I walked a red and brown mile."

red and brown mile by pooniwoven January 12, 2012

Mikes Hard Lemonade 

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

Mikes Hard Lemonade by YouSeemMad January 22, 2011

Malestorm

When a group of male caucasians come together to celebrate freedom. Usually consisting of ten males, nine of them get into the handstand position while the lone standing male begins to jerk all of them off.

Wow that was a good movie, malestorm anyone?

Malestorm by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011

pedo-mile 

Any long strip near a college or University where "Chicken-Hawks" drive and cruise the young college boys.

"Michele and I drove down the PBA pedo-mile and almost wrecked the car"

pedo-mile by chicken hawk October 7, 2007

mile high club 

There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.

There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.

mile high club by peridos June 21, 2010

THE GREEN MILE 

The act of being forced to walk a seemingly very long hallway or corridor after the flagulance of another person is still fresh in the air, with the gas being trapped and concentrated within its small envelope.

" I had to walk the green mile to get to My apartment Tonight; I don't know Who it was or what They ate!"

THE GREEN MILE by goldslinger November 10, 2009

eight mile 

How far you must walk before you walk 9 miles.

I made that 8 mile trek and I'm about to die. I wish I had a car.

eight mile by jackdaniels April 28, 2004