sausage master

One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.

You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.

by Adam.G February 2, 2008

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005

Masta Blasta

adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.

Yo! He's a Masta Blasta at Pacman! Look at him snag those little dots!

by Jin Saotome May 14, 2005

Master Yoda

A horrific sex act, originating in North Korea.

Li - "What did you get up to with that girl"

Ki - "Oh, ya know. Performed the Master Yoda."

by Kiaman October 10, 2009

Puppet Master

1: one helluva album by King Diamond 2: the act of using words and phrases to change the way others think-making them feel guilt or sorry for you...often times trying to manipulate them so one can get one's own way.

"Yeah, yesterday Jeremy was trying to puppet master me again...that ass hole."

by Messsser September 29, 2006

the master of time and space

someone who is above all others in the world

becker

someone who solves problems in a blink of an eye

he truly is the master of time and space

by the master of time and space June 11, 2008

Master Baiting

The act in a First Person Shooter (FPS) video game where a player lures others into a kill zone with the bait of a desirable item. Also by luring players into a kill zone rigged by mines by intentionally giving their position away to the enemy. Claymores and C-4 traps are sometimes referred to as cream pies (claymore) and cupcakes (C-4).

I was playing Black ops when I started Master Baiting. I dropped my care package in the courtyard while I took cover to kill those that tried to take it. I rigged the doorway with claymores then started shooting out the window so others would try to rush and taste my cream pie. I started unloading out the window when they came to see me master bait and took a cream pie in the face. Delicious.

by RoG SPECTER December 22, 2010