Messy March

n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.

Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!

by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011

March 2nd

If you were born on this day you are most likely one or more of the following:
Stressed, touch starved, LGBT, filled with anxiety, antisocial, depressed, etc.

Person A: why is person C like that
Person B: they were born on March 2nd
Person C: incomprehensible screaming

by The shitpope October 18, 2019

fear before the march of flames

the most amazing band on the planet that will pwn every band you like.

when listening to their music you experience euphoria and have countless orgasms.

hey you should buy art damage by fear before the march of flames.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body July 5, 2006

martha dump truck

a poop head that occasionaly ding ding dig i dang dang dang dig i di dang dang

Martha Dump Truck in the flesh
here comes the cootie squad, you should:
shut up heather
sorry heather
look who's with her

oh my gosh
dang dang diggity dang
DDANG DANG DIGGITY DANG DANG!!!

by potato fingers October 20, 2019

March 5

On March 5th it's national suck toe day!™

Friend: Can I suck your toes
Other friend: Eww no why
Friend: It's national suck toe day (March 5th)

by Aleah Soto November 3, 2019

March 23rd

GIRL YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS RENJUN YOU LUCKY LUCKY. It’s also probably the only thing special about you too. Be grateful, you’re twins with the bestest boy.

You’re Birthday is March 23rd? Damn,you’re twins with Renjun!

created by: @ dreamingren on twitter

by dreamingren October 18, 2019

28th March

National fuck your girlfriend hard day

hey girl, it’s 28th March..! you know what that means

by Diegodavinci March 28, 2021