A Middle Village Special is when you're from place A and you act a fool in place B. Meaning if you get caught, there are little to no repercussions for your actions, since no one knows you. Not to be confused with the Astoria Scuff, where you are from place A and you act a fool in place B, but the accusers with infinite time on their hands decide its your time.
Middle Village is simultaneously the most local and non-local place in New York City, and the only people from there are rich. If you aren't rich, you can always pull a Middle Village Special.
Middle Village is simultaneously the most local and non-local place in New York City, and the only people from there are rich. If you aren't rich, you can always pull a Middle Village Special.
Your buddy: "I was pissing on a tree drunk the other night and passed out in the middle of the street."
You: "How the fuck weren't you caught?"
Your buddy: "I did get caught, but it was a Middle Village Special, so there was nothing they could do about it."
You: "How the fuck weren't you caught?"
Your buddy: "I did get caught, but it was a Middle Village Special, so there was nothing they could do about it."
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Get the Middle Village Special mug.The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.
The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.
If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.
If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.
This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
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