by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022
Get the Messy Tail mug."having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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Get the Messekai mug.A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023
Get the messiah politicians mug.Messagemaxxing is the act of sending as many messages as possible online without resorting to spamming, it's usually done in discord servers that give activity rewards. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom during spring of 2023 when despite everyone taking breaks from social medias, a few did the opposite and went to spend too much time on their computers grinding for messages and points that come with them.
Person 1: Adam sent over a thousand messages in a single day in our server without breaking any rules
Person 2: No way, he must've spammed to get to that point!
Person 1: He didn't even spam, the guy's straight up messagemaxxing
Person 2: Sounds like terminally online behavior to me...
Person 2: No way, he must've spammed to get to that point!
Person 1: He didn't even spam, the guy's straight up messagemaxxing
Person 2: Sounds like terminally online behavior to me...
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
Get the Messagemaxxing mug.Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.
Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010
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