Green Lanternism

A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.

Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.

by mlhiss March 5, 2020

Dooba Doo Land

India (mainly), Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Pakistan or Maldives.

I am from Dooba Doo land.

by slumdogmillionairedoobadoo April 26, 2009

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.

"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

by lukas barnes April 9, 2008

Landwhale

A fat bitch. They eat 27 McDonalds Big Macs for every meal except dinner, when they eat 43.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a landwhale.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Brown Lantern

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.

Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!

by 0face! July 19, 2010

lanolin

a substance similar to sheeps wool. also used for quoting anchorman excessively

no im talking to you. i dont know her name. what is it? lanolin...la-lanolin? like sheeps wool?

by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

lanea

A girl who is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. She is generous and has the cutest smile ever. She has braces an

lanea is a girl who has a passion and knows what shes doing she will never let you down

by ax.ch March 3, 2015