Oral Jump

a ugly ass nigga that looks like throw up a bitch ass nigga

Oral is so ugly

by me October 7, 2003

go jump into a lake

A term used to say to a person that they need to mind their own business. Its like saying hey go mind your own business loser or something like that.

In the example it shows how he said it ( the creater of the term.

Cody:dam it!
Jermy hey man whats up
Cody: Mrs Mathis help me god! *laughs*
Jermy:nananana whatever *gets hit* hey!
Cody:get away from me
Jermy:what!
Cody: go jump into a lake
Class:00000000 you got pwned!

by CodyChaos4fr33 and also DarkGamer,Link00, and Cody. Idea was created by Cody. December 28, 2005

ski jump

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.

by rileym September 22, 2008

jean jump

The stupid looking jump/hop one does while putting on a pair of tight fitting jeans. Not to be confused with pants dance.

Alice bought a new pair of jeans and had to do some jean jumping to get them on.

by Zave March 9, 2008

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.

Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!

by GothicDemonBunny August 4, 2019