Johnny Two-Face

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.

"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"

by Matt Sturbate October 31, 2004

Johnny G spot

a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now

me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by sam lo dub swagg law October 14, 2010

Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

johnny boy

A johnny boy was the guy who always used to like disco music in the seventies whereas other guys were into rock or punk or reggae. Characterised by perfect hair that was too perfect, wide flared trousers, preferably side-pocket baggies and shirt collars the size and shape of Concorde's wingspan, they used to hang round in groups at nightclubs trying to pretend they were classy cocksmiths when everyone, the girls included, always thought they were prize wankers

Johnny boy, he was a johnny boy and he couldn't even care

by cherryeater September 6, 2010

johnny rotten

a fart that leaves a lingering smell

dave (farts)
steve: fuck me dave, lay off the curry. that's a right johnny rotten

by mab7689 February 10, 2009

Johnny On The Spot

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!

by Refinnej September 2, 2005

johnny bananas

A cast member on MTVs the challenge who has the most wins and the most money. Usually loves to form a strong alliance and stir the pot. Everyone even Jimmy Fallon loves him!

Hey who won the challenge on mtv last season? Oh it’s your boy Johnny Bananas!

by Cguyiscool November 29, 2017