mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.

Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.

by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.

A wood heater heats my house.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016

Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.

Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out

by Harrowific July 10, 2019