knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 03, 2022
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HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person
Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.
by Hwood015 April 06, 2020
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Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”
by Joleeee January 10, 2020
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Drift wood

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 February 04, 2016
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
A wood heater heats my house.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
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scenic wood

oh yea she from scenic wood .
by adajenee October 14, 2020
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