by Woogiestar October 15, 2008
by clunky_dozer September 08, 2003
by ???????? December 02, 2003
To produce a Self Monkey first take the shavings from your shaver in one hand
Manually spank the monkey and shoot your load so it lands on your chin
Slap the shavings on your chin, thus producing soft and downy designer stubble
See Monkey Face
Manually spank the monkey and shoot your load so it lands on your chin
Slap the shavings on your chin, thus producing soft and downy designer stubble
See Monkey Face
I had such a good wank last night I shot my jizz so far it landed on my chin, I went over to the sink to clean it off but all the trimmings from my shaver spilled out and I ended up with a self monkey to be proud of
by Tim Bolton October 22, 2007
A child who believes that because his/her parents are well off, he/she is entitled to the best in life without any effort on his/her part. self entitlement moocher leech
Because Joe feels self entitled, he has his mother buy his clothes from Vineyard Vines and Banana Republic. self entitlement moocher leech
by Moore is Better April 04, 2015
Boy- ur not so pretty
Girl-u just ruined my self-esteem
Boy- how can i ruin your self-esteem? its called SELF-esteem for a reason
Girl-u just ruined my self-esteem
Boy- how can i ruin your self-esteem? its called SELF-esteem for a reason
by like hell im giving my name July 17, 2008