mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.

Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.

by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.

A wood heater heats my house.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016

manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.

Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."

by Lonesentry November 7, 2018