Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 03, 2022
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Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”
by Joleeee January 10, 2020
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Drift wood

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 February 04, 2016
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
A wood heater heats my house.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
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scenic wood

oh yea she from scenic wood .
by adajenee October 14, 2020
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alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
by Uncle Jimmy March 24, 2016
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wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.
Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.
by ingrain99 May 16, 2016
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