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horny horner

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).
your so ugly your a horny horner
by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010
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Horny

A person who is really badly turned on and has every intention to go and masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running so no one can hear them after they watched porn.
Man, Justin is really horny.
by Robin_Bad_Blood January 25, 2018
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Horny

When you have the urge to masturbate and can't help but slideeeee it down your pants ;)
Boy : You look horny

Girl : I am
by Animals4life July 6, 2018
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Horny

How some people feel when they're high
That girl gets horny when she's high
by Sinanero November 16, 2018
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Snow Horny

The extreme longing for the amazing white matter called snow. People may want it for many reasons, whether they want to build a snow man or they just want to shred the slopes. Usually the syndrome exists between late August and November.
"Ugh I just wish it was snowboard season allready"

"Somebody's Snow Horny..."
by colostatejunkie August 27, 2009
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hoppy

One who acts weird, likes men and is quite the weird one.
Me: "Look, it's hoppy!"
You: "What a weird fuck!"
by Ryan December 30, 2003
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hornyous

Becoming curios while horny.
Involves doing weird stuff you wouldn't normally do, that is if you had more blood rushing to your head.
hornyous:
I was in bed with Lisa last night, when suddenly she started sucking on my toes.
My first instinct was to shove her away, but I was so horny I thought to myself: "what the hell, I'll just give it a shot".
by AdamZA March 31, 2009
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