hobocumphobia

The fear of a homeless person ejaculating on you whilst you sleep.

Ron: So why can't you sleep on the subway again?
Greg: I already told you, bro! I have hobocumphobia!

by RonnieBoy October 18, 2010

Hoboyfriend

A man that can't take care of himself so he shacks up with a woman and sponges off of her

Brad isn't into Bree he is just her hoboyfriend.

by Disco19 March 25, 2017

Hobosexual

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.

I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.

by katethegr8 February 12, 2019

hobophoria

The intense, carefree feeling of well being as that of a hobo.

Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.

by Hobo2 January 30, 2006

hobocamp

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with fandango.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

hobozygous

A parody of homozygous. "Homo" is replaced with "hobo". It means the same thing as homozygous and it can be used the same way.

Boi your hobozygous recessive!

by Hobozygous October 25, 2017

Strobin’ Hobos

The acting of putting a strobe light in the eyes of homeless persons while asking him to leave your property.

Hey Jack, sorry I missed your call. I was strobin’ hobos in my yard so they won’t steal my goats.

by StrobinHobos77 May 9, 2018