Great Baby

A term, originating from a Kevin Hart comedy show, referring to a baby who does adult things, or is ridiculously mature for their age.

Friend: “Can you watch my baby for me?”
Friend 2: “No way, your baby is a great baby!”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “She told me to ‘mind my manners’ after I burped, and she’s only two!”

by platonicplaypen July 3, 2019

Great Value Mexico

Texas isn't a real state. It's just rip off version of Mexico.

I am not scared of anyone from Great Value Mexico

by Mandogy March 30, 2020

The Great Wazu

The greatest deli on the planet. Home to the most amazing sandwiches you will ever consume.

I wanted to have an orgasm in my mouth, so I went to The Great Wazu.

by donkeycockslap October 20, 2009

The Great Cock Biter

Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.

It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.

A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.

"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"

::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::

"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."

by World Sage October 23, 2011

the great pussiliah

The wise prohphet who came up with the idea that one cannot put pussy on a pedistal.

An individual who is able to solve all your problems with woman and get you pussy as a result.

And on the 69th day The Great Pussiliah bestowed upon us, his loyal servants, the knowledge deemed necessary to obtain the great pussy.

by Thegreatpussiliah January 20, 2015

The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

The great wall of th*ts

When you’re trying to get the class but a non moving group of th*ts is just standing there, block in the hallway.

Boy 1: aww man, we gotta get to class!!
Boy 2: OH NO!! it’s the great wall of TH*TS
Boy 3: BEGONE TH😐TS!!
Th*ts: *spontaneously combust*

by Kenny’s alt account January 8, 2021