goofylife

Goofy to point of cartoon-dom; it's bad when your whole life is goofy.

He is about one knock-kneed, chicklett-tooth, crumb-sprayin', dipsqueeze goofylife!

by BC July 11, 2003

Goon

Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.

Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt

by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013

Gooey butter cake

When your balls are so sweaty they feel like they are melting into your leg

My balls feel like gooey butter cake right now from this car ride

by Gooeyness May 19, 2015

Gooey gyser

A sexual act usually between two males although can have a male and female where the pair engage in anal sex and when the man ejaculates his partner gets explosive diharea and the two liquids mix and explode out of the partners rectum

Steve: hey bro I gave my girl a gooey gyser last night

Matt: disgusting that must have been a mess to clean up

by The gooey gyser September 24, 2016

gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

by Agatha Lightly July 28, 2016

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

Goon to a goblin

A total joke of a person

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

by Terell & his Goons November 18, 2019