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googan

A noun referring to lowest conceivable form of fireman known to man. These individuals fancy themselves hobbyists and weekenders. They are totally delusional and believe their mere presence at emergency scene makes up for their complete and utter lack of knowledge, skills, and ability.

Many googans are non-verbal and suffer from diarrhea of the mouth...in addition to the bowel sounds emanating from their fat gullets, they are susceptible to other medical conditions such as morbid obesity, chronic gonging, tom-volera, punch me face, fatman walk, stomach ass, and involuntary spooging.

Googans are known to pose an immediate threat to those around them. They can be identified by excessive helmet decorating and unkempt facial hair...particularly in the area of the mustache. They travel in packs and hide together when they are stricken with fear or called upon by those in authority. Luckily for other firemen, there poor health and simple mindedness causes them to tire easily and quit often...which makes them more of a trip hazard than anything else.

If you spot a googan you should observe from a distance, as they are likely failing to do something you'll have to do later. Do not engage them without an exit strategy...their rhetoric, like bovine excrement, can be poisonous.

See also- googery, googonics, the googonic plague, googs, googing out, unpaid professional, vol, vol bag, volunteer fireman
These googans burned the joint slam up.
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Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.
*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!
by Muffin November 4, 2004
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google bombing

In addition to showing you pages that have the keywords a searcher is looking for, Google also shows you pages that have been linked via the searcher's keywords. Google bombing involves manipulating Google.com to display a website that has nothing to do with the searched-for term.
While the "miserable failure" google bomb is funny, I much prefer the "french military victories" google bomb.
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google up

Like urban up but using google.com as opposed to urbandictionary.com.
ÿeeko suave ! reach out and touch faith says:
lol man fuck knows how you didnt waffle with 900 words
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and if you think you've got all that google up
by brendan September 7, 2004
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Aunt Google

Female who looks things up for their family members using the google search engine.
by itzmee69 June 22, 2010
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google hole

Where you jam, shove, stick or cram something to get the answers you want.
Hey...how many school busses does a blue whale weigh...I don't know why don't you jam that in your Google hole to find out...also cram your Google hole with why we are using school busses as a measure of weight.
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