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A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.
Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!
by Mandy Herreid January 20, 2009
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by twistedperv August 27, 2011
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Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
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