Skip to main content

Gamer

Someone who plays the most EpIc games such as Minecraft, Kahoot, Club Penguin, etc. (Not fortnite)
Person 1: wanna play minecraft?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude, I am such a pro gamer at this.

Person 1: Dude. WERE such pro gamers.
by Gamerwhowatchgamingweek July 12, 2019
mugGet the Gamer mug.

Gamer

The highest level of being one can achieve; one who plays video games.
This member of society works day and night to make sure everyone's ears are properly bleeding after usage of their dollar store microphone.
"Hey girl, I'm a gamer. You should hang out with me."
"I'm a gamer girl!"
"Haha yes cool very nice now let us play Minecraft: Xbox 360 edition."
by IceboundCat6 July 13, 2019
mugGet the Gamer mug.

Gamer

by Gamerpro38 April 18, 2019
mugGet the Gamer mug.

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.
Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.
by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019
mugGet the Gamer Grip mug.

Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.
Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs
by Thatonepanda November 27, 2019
mugGet the Gamer Abs mug.

Gamer Rush

1. Verb
When you have to go to the bathroom after a long gaming session.

2. Verb
When you get good at a video game, but then lose all your skill at it.
Example 1:
Person 1: I just played pokèmon for 9 hours and had to take a gamer rush.
Person 2: Who are you again?

Example 2:
P1: You know when you just get a gamer rush and then lose the round?
P2: Tell me who you are or I'm calling the police.
by Herpmcderpyderp November 30, 2019
mugGet the Gamer Rush mug.

gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
mugGet the gamer status mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email