University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Lake County, Florida

The central part of lake county, it is where many notable senior citizens go to rot and die. Chock full of small towns, parts are picturesque: Mount Dora (home of the world famous Renniger's Flea Market and Antique Fair Extrvaganzas). These are the parts filled with old people. However, the rest of these dumpey small towns are filled with parents too tired or poor to live anywhere else, with teenaged offspring that, in turn, grow up to live in Lake County.

"Rachael committed suicide because she couldn't get out of Lake County, Florida, and was afraid to grow old and rot there, much like her parents."

by clearbu2 February 20, 2009

floridiot

An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.

James: Who is that annoying asshole?

Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot

James: Oh, makes sense.

by Nancy Marmelade August 18, 2011

[Florida State University]

FSU is located in a town filled with the finest women in america, a C+ football team, and where everybody is drunk 24/7! oh yeah..we sometimes go to class too

"did florida state win today?"
"who cares we're drunk!"
"...damn she's fine!, must go to Florida State University"

by aBrotha January 22, 2009

Florida State Semenhole

Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.

by Lovell from UT November 2, 2010

Florida

Florida is actually not a bad place if you live in one of the right areas. These places are usually on the southern half of the gulf coast and east coast.

While there are many stupid rednecks in the "southern" part, which is actually the northern area of Florida, everyone who lives here is not stupid. I happen to live about a mile away from the one of the best public high schools in the nation.

"You live in Bellair, Florida ? You must drive a Maserati then."

by Katettttt April 27, 2006

floris

i r teh pwn, n0b0dy else :)

:) i r teh pwn, n0b0dy else :)

by floris December 2, 2004