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Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
by Murzon December 8, 2022
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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Fap burn

When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much
Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt
by Vicky_R October 9, 2016
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fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time
My son died during fap december.
by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)
woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!
by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021
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Group Fap

When you and your homies meet up to share your time while fapping together. Its all about brotherhood.
Hey bro,are you coming to that group fap?
by NUT CRACKER 69 January 16, 2024
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