Throat-Faced Brother

It is the type of brother you do not want at your slumber party. Additionally, these people shower with their dog, cut carrots with their teeth and spit them into salad, and make loud cackling noises when they laugh.

Get your throat-faced brother out of my party!

by Fartin' Martin December 10, 2013

Baby Fade

Having a few adult beverages and achieving a mediocre buzz.

I cannot blackout tonight because I have to work tomorrow. I am just going to have a few and catch a baby fade.

by A man named Faggppel April 17, 2015

two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them

Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.

by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker
Her:love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Ball Fade

When you or a friend/barber fades up your ball hair so it looks fresh

"dude how'd your girl like that ball fade?" "she said it was exquisite"

by joeygooda$$ June 19, 2020