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bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.
Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.
by WankDoctor December 14, 2014
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fromage eating surrender monkey

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.
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Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman
Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd
by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016
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Cum eating space dragon

As I said... ITS A FUCKING CUM EATING SPACE DRAGON
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Caught Eating Beans

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.
Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo
by Suicidal Youtuber #43 September 11, 2018
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Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).
Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.
by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020
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duck eating cunt

A phase used to describe someone of Again desecent that is annoying/agrevating.
Fuck you Charlie, you duck eating cunt
by Rawdogyemum July 6, 2020
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