by Smithers69420 August 11, 2019

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!
peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

My girlfriend wanted me to try an edge brand. Didn't have a tight enough rubber band though. I leaked too early
by Elrya Alora, God Tier February 3, 2021

by CPU444 March 13, 2025

Billy: Mom I'm not sure which college I want to go to.
Billy's Mom: Well Billy I guess we'll have to edge it out.
Billy's Mom: Well Billy I guess we'll have to edge it out.
by TheRadicalWooper November 1, 2021

by SandMan8 February 2, 2017

by The edge prophet November 20, 2023
